I was going to make some joke in the title about being naked, but I gave up.
I am not a modest lady, and thank goodness, because I spent most of the day Tuesday without my clothes on jumping in and out of dresses.
I thought dress trials would be fun and exciting, but I had no idea how freaking exhausting it would be!!
So here are the contenders. There are lots of them, so I'm going to break this up into two blog posts. Be prepared to see some major cleavage (much as I tried to hide it) and quite a bit of bah dunk a dunk. If you're not up for seeing me in lots of white dresses, run now.
First up: Feathaaaaas
My thoughts: flirty, pretty and whimsical, but not the look I'm going for-
Next: Grecian Corset Elegance
My thoughts: too much cleav and too much drama, but fun
Next: More elegance
My thoughts: It makes my tah tahs look weird. too blah
Next: Ball Gown
My Thoughts: It's flattering, but too much cleav and too big of a skirt
this Next one is a lilllll too sexy
That's a lillll too much rear end.
My thoughts: Not enough dress.
Next up: Pretty Lace.
My thoughts: I don't remember wearing this one, but I like it now. I love the lace. I love the train. I love the lace back and the overlay on the front. pretty. I don't love the front bottom of the dress for some reason.
Next: Dramatic Sleaves
My thoughts: Pretty. meh like the front, but I don't love the back.
Last one for this post:
I love the back. Hate the front. too pointy in the front. I'm sad you can't see the train here. I like the lace v shaped back.
Overall Observations at the end of Part 1:
- I love lace. I definitely want to go with lace. It feels nice and formal and pretty.
- I like straps.
- I don't like too much cleavage or to much bah dunk a dunk
- as a result of the above point, I don't really like low-cut dresses or mermaid shapes. I prefer the modified a line because it hits a bit higher and doesn't draw attention to the rear end.
Next up: some very random dresses and the one that could be the one